Zachary Allen Starkey Multimedia Extravaganza

Behold, the glory of the Internets: not only can you read the written word, but there are sights and sounds as well! Thus, a mult-media experience is born.

Well, the Columbus Blogosphere is buzzing with the announcement that Zachary Allen Starkey announced on the Done Waiting message board via a 2,000 word tract that he will no longer be playing in Columbus. If you want to see ZAS do whatever it is he does exactly, you'll have to make the two hour, fifteen minute trek up I-71 to Cleveland.

I don't make my way down to the campus area too often, but I made the trip down high street much more often back when I first came to college and it was more of a novel experience. ZAS flyers were freaking everywhere. Above, you will see a weird, androgynous picture of ZAS from his Myspace. Of course I had no clue who he was or what he did. I'm still not entirely sure, but he can consistently be found on the two-mile stretch of High Street near OSU's campus/the Short North.

If you're not the reading type, you can download the musical version someone anonymously posted and listen to it on your iPod in the car.

John Petric of the Other Paper picked this item up after ZAS's girlfriend came to his defense somewhere about two-thirds of the way through the thread.

And there you have it. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Who the hell cares? Yay Web 2.0!